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PostSubject: Ferdinand The Bomb and 59 other great royal monikers   Ferdinand The Bomb and 59 other great royal monikers EmptyTue 30 Aug 2016, 10:04

Writer and musician Paul Anthony Jones always comes up with some entertaining lists over on Mental Floss. We are indebted to him currently for having taken the time to list (and alphabetise) no less than 60 of history's great royal epithets, which I reproduce here for your delectation ...

1. ALBERT THE PECULIAR was Duke of Austria from 1395-1404. He was also called “Albert the Patient,” and “Albert the Wonderful.”

2. ALBERT WITH THE PIGTAIL was the father of Albert the Peculiar, and Duke of Austria from 1365-95.

3. ALEXANDER THE POTBELLY was Prince of Suzdal, in western Russia, from 1414-17. Other holders of the same title included “George Longarm,” and “John the Strongbow.”

4. ALFONSO THE DISINHERITED was too young to take the throne when his father Crown Prince Ferdinand of Castile died in 1275, and so instead he was taken into the care of his grandmother. Nine years later the vacant throne was claimed by a usurper, and Alfonso was left with no choice than to renounce all of his family’s claims before he was even old enough to rule.

5. ALFONSO THE SLOBBERER was King of Galicia from 1188-1230. He apparently earned his nickname because he foamed at the mouth when enraged.

6. ANNE, THE QUEEN OF BEES, aka Anne Louise Bénédicte, was Duchess of Maine in France from 1692-1736. She became known as “Queen of Bees” after founding her own chivalric order, The Order of the Honey Bee, in 1703.

7. ANTIGONUS THE ONE-EYED was a close friend of Alexander the Great, who made him ruler of Phrygia in the 4th century BC. He lost one of his eyes in battle defending his kingdom from a brutal attack by Persia.

8. ARCHIBALD THE GRIM was the 3rd Earl of Douglas and Lord of Galloway, Scotland, from the mid 1300s until his death in 1400.

9. ARCHIBALD THE LOSER was the son of Archibald the Grim, who served as 4th Earl of Douglas from his father’s death until his own death in battle in France in 1424.

10. BERENGUER-RAMON THE FRATRICIDE was an 11th century Count of Barcelona who earned his unappealing nickname when rumors began to circulate that he had been involved in his twin brother’s death in a hunting accident in 1082.

11. BERNARD THE HAIRY-FOOTED was a 9th century Count of Auvergne. If not a genuine reference to his feet, his nickname might instead have been inspired by some family crest or emblem.

12. BOLESŁAW THE WRY-MOUTHED was Crown Prince of Poland from 1102-38. Bolesław “had a mouth slightly bent on one side,” according to one 15th century description, although “this did not mar his face, and even added some charm to it.”

13. BOLKO THE STRICT was a 13th century Prince of Germany. His father was Bolesław the Bald, and his brother was Bernard the Lightsome.

14. BROCHWEL THE FANGED, or Brochwel Ysgrithrog, was a 6th century ruler of Powys in central Wales. His epithet ysgrithog means “fanged” or “tusked,” and probably refers either to his large or prominent teeth, or to his aggressive, short-tempered personality.

15. BURMUDO THE GOUTY, King of Léon from 984-999, suffered from such a bad case of gout towards the end of his life that he couldn’t ride his horse and had to be carried everywhere by his courtiers.

16. CADAFAEL THE BATTLE-DECLINER was ruler of the Welsh Kingdom of Gwynedd from 634-56. He earned the nickname “Battle-Decliner” by abandoning his ally, Penda of Mercia, the day before a decisive battle against the Kingdom of Northumbria in the mid 7th century.

17. CHARLES THE FAT—aka the 9th century Holy Roman Emperor Charles III—is just one of a number of ancient rulers known by the epithet “the Fat,” along with Alfonso I of Portugal, Conan III of Brittany, and Henry I of Navarre.

18. CHILDERIC THE IDIOT was King of the Franks from 743-751. No one is quite sure what he did to earn the epithet “the Idiot,” but seeing as he ended his reign by being deposed and consigned to a monastery, it may be nothing more than an attempt by his successors to tarnish his name.

19. COLOMAN THE BOOK-LOVER, or Coloman The Learned, was king of Hungary from 1095-1116.

20. CONOMOR THE ACCURSED was a 6th century leader of Brittany. He was such a notoriously violent and temperamental ruler that some of his subjects apparently believed he was a werewolf.

21. CONSTANTINE THE DUNG-NAMED was the nickname of Constantine V, the Byzantine Emperor from 741-55. The Latin epithet Copronymus, “dung-named,” was unsurprisingly bestowed on him by his many enemies.

22. DOMNALL THE SPECKLED was the freckle-faced ruler of Argyll in Scotland from 629-42. He’s also a distant ancestor of Kate Middleton.

23. ERIK THE PRIEST-HATER, aka King Erik II of Norway, earned his nickname as his reign from 1280-99 was characterized by a persistently fraught relationship with the Church.

24. ERIK THE SHORT-CHANGER was Erik V, King of Denmark from 1259-1286. He was widely known at the time as Klipping, a Danish epithet referring to the medieval practice of “clipping” coins to devalue them.

25. EYSTEIN THE FART, Eystein Halfdansson, was an 8th century king of Norway. The epithet “Fart” is usually taken to mean that he was a busybody or loudmouth, although no definitive explanation has yet been found.

26. FEODOR THE BELLRINGER was one of the sons of Ivan the Terrible and Tsar of Russia from 1584-98. His nickname “Bellringer” is thought to be a reference to his strong Orthodox faith, but there are numerous folktales of him traveling across Russia ringing bells in every church he came across.

27. FERDINAND THE BOMB was King Ferdinand II of the Two Sicilies, who ruled from 1830-59. He earned the Italian epithet re bomba, “The Bomb King,” when he ordered the shelling of a Sicilian town believed to be a stronghold of antimonarchist separatists, despite its large civilian population, in 1848.

28. FERDINAND THE FICKLE was king of Portugal from 1367 until his death in 1383. Also known as Ferdinand The Handsome, he was the son of Peter The Cruel and grandson of Alfonso The Brave.

29. FREDERICK THE BITTEN was apparently bitten on the cheek by his mother when he was just a baby. He served as Margrave (a medieval title equivalent to marquis) of Meissen in Germany from 1291-1323.

30. FRUELA THE LEPROUS was king of Asturias in northern Spain from 910 until his death from leprosy in 925.

31. GARCÍA THE TREMBLER, García Sánchez II, was king of Pamplona in Spain from 994-1004. According to one account, “though a man of tried courage, he never prepared for battle without visibly trembling from head to foot.”

32. HAAKON THE CRAZY was a Norwegian earl who died in 1214. The epithet “the Crazy” doesn’t mean “mad” or “foolish” but rather “wild or “frenzied,” and probably refers to his fighting technique.

33. HALFDAN THE BAD ENTERTAINER, also known as King Halfdan the Mild, was the son of Eystein the Fart. His nickname apparently refers to his habit of paying his soldiers generously, but providing them with little food or entertainment.

34. HARALD THE LOUSY ruled Norway as King Harald I for almost 50 years from 872-930. He is better known as “Harald Fairhair,” but is also referred to as “Harald Tanglehair” and “Harald the Shockhead.”

35. HENRY THE IMPOTENT was king of Castile from 1454-74. His nickname probably refers to his disastrously ineffectual reign, although some accounts have since suggested that Henry was genuinely impotent, if not secretly homosexual.

36. IVAYLO THE CABBAGE, also known as “Ivaylo the Swineherd,” was a Bulgarian farmer who led a peasants’ revolt in the late 13th century and proclaimed himself Emperor of Bulgaria in 1278. He was overthrown the following year and assassinated.

37. IVAR THE BONELESS was a 9th century Viking leader. Although some accounts claim his nickname was a reference to impotence, a more likely theory is that he was an incredibly swift fighter and was able to move quickly and effortlessly in battle.

38. JOAN THE LAME ruled as Queen of France while her husband, Philip IV, fought in battles during the Hundred Years’ War. Fiercely intelligent yet ruthless and austere, by all accounts she was hugely unpopular among the French people, who apparently saw her physical deformity—probably nothing more than a curvature of her spine—as a mark of the Devil.

39. JOHN THE MAD, Count of Rietberg in Germany from 1552-62, earned his nickname became of his violent and confrontational character.

40. JUSTINIAN THE SLIT-NOSED was a tyrannical Byzantine Emperor who was deposed in a rebellion in 695 and had his nose sliced off as a punishment by his usurpers. When he reclaimed the throne in 705, he had the nose replaced with a solid gold replica. He remained in power 711, when he was again overthrown and eventually killed in battle by his own soldiers.

41. LLYWELYN THE LUXURIOUS was a 14th century Welsh prince. Quite how he earned his lavish nickname is sadly unknown.

42. LOUIS THE DEBONAIRE succeeded his father Charlemagne to become Holy Roman Emperor in 814 and ruled until his death in 840.

43. LOUIS THE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING was King Louis V of France, who reigned for just one year and died with no heir to succeed him in 987. Medieval historians called him qui nihil fecit—or “he who did nothing.”

44. LOUIS THE STAMMERER was King Louis II of France, the great-great-grandfather of Louis the Good-for-Nothing. He reigned for just two years from 877-879.

45. LOUIS THE UNAVOIDABLE was the nickname of Louis XVIII of France, who spent much of his reign in the late 1700s and early 1800s either in prison or in exile during the French Revolution. When Napoleon was finally defeated in 1815, Louis was the “unavoidable” choice to return and reclaim the throne.

46. MANUEL THE SAUSAGE-MAKER was Count Manuel Francisco Domingo Godoy, Prime Minister of Spain from 1792-1797 and 1801-1809. Born in an area of central Spain known for producing sausages, Godoy’s epithet is probably also a crude reference to his long-term affair with the Spanish Queen, Maria Luisa.

47. MICHAEL THE CAULKER was the Byzantine Emperor Michael V, whose father – before becoming an admiral in the Byzantine navy – had been a professional caulker, employed to ensure that ships were unfailingly watertight. Michael reigned for just four months from 1041-1042, until he was deposed, arrested, blinded, castrated, and imprisoned in a monastery.

48. OLAF THE TITBIT was king of the Isle of Man from 1112-1143. His Norse epithet bitlingr, meaning something like “titbit” or “morsel,” was predictably a reference to his height.

49. PEPIN THE SHORT was the father of the Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne and King of the Franks from 751-768.

50. PIERO THE UNFORTUNATE was ruler of Florence for two years from 1492-1494. Abandoning an alliance with France in favor of one with Naples, Piero lost control of the city when the French invaded, then was ousted from power when the people revolted and plundered the Medici Palace. As if that weren’t unfortunate enough, he eventually drowned crossing a river while fleeing from a battle in 1503.

51. RHYS THE HOARSE was a 13th century Welsh prince, known as a fierce warrior who played several other leaders against each other in order to further his own interests.

52. SANCHO THE CAPED is said to have gained his nickname from his habit of wearing a capelo or leather-trimmed cape as a child. He ruled as King Sancho II of Portugal from 1223-1247.

53. ULICK OF-THE-HEADS, aka Ulick Burke MacWilliam, was a 16th century Irish earl. He earned the Gaelic nickname ­na-gCeann, meaning “of the heads,” by collecting together all of the heads of his enemies' soldiers who had died in battle.

54. VASILY THE CROSS-EYED was Grand Prince of Moscow from 1434 until he was overthrown the following year by an alliance of forces loyal to his brother Dmitry and his cousin, Vasily II. He was subsequently blinded and banished from the Kremlin.

55. VSEVOLOD THE BIG NEST was Grand Prince of Vladimir in eastern Russia from 1177-1212. The nickname “Big Nest” is a reference to his family – he and his wife Maria had at least fourteen children.

56. WILFRED THE HAIRY was a 9th century Catalan nobleman and Count of Barcelona. According one medieval description of him, Wilfred was “hairy in places not normally so in men.”

57. WILLIAM THE BASTARD is the less well known nickname of William the Conqueror, the illegitimate son of the Duke of Normandy who led the Norman Conquest of England in 1066.

58. WILLIAM THE SILENT was Prince William I of Orange, ruler of the Netherlands from 1544-1584. His nickname apparently derives from an anecdote in which, while on a stag-hunt with the King of France, William remained so silent that the French king unknowingly explained all of the details of a secret pact with Spain, presuming that William knew all about it. The Dutch national anthem, Wilhelmus—the world’s oldest—is dedicated to him.

59. WŁADYSŁAW THE ELBOW-HIGH was the short-statured king of Poland from 1320 until his death in 1333.

60. ZENO THE HERMIT was a courtier of the Roman Emperor Valens from 364 until the Emperor’s death in 378, when he retired to a cave near Antioch in southern Turkey. He remained there in total isolation until his death, 36 years later.
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No mention of Malcolm the Maiden (Malcolm IV of Scotland), nor Michael VII Dukas (Byzantine Emperor), known during his reign as Michael 'Minus-a-Quarter' ... which I take to mean he was a few pence short of a shilling, or a  few olives short of the full pizza etc. And of course James II of England and Ireland (James VII of Scotland) was known in Ireland as Séamus a' Cháca - the 'Be-shitten'.


EDIT : I've just looked him up and it seems Michael Dukas was not known as 'Minus-a-Quarter' for any intellectual failing, indeed on the contrary he was fiscally very sharp ... his moniker coming about because he debased the currency in an attempt to raise cash. It was a good plan, but unfortunately it didn't work. Nevertheless he had enough sense to be able to negociate a deal with his victorious enemies to allow him to resign the throne, keep his head attached to his body, and quietly live out the rest of his days in a monastery.


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The Irish king Nuada Airgetlám (Nuada of the Silver Arm) was also one who sprang to mind.

When Nuada lost his arm in battle he had to step down as king (those were the rules - only people with all their body parts were eligible). A rather handy physician called Dian Cecht managed to work up a replacement arm - fully functioning - made of silver. This allowed Nuada back into the royalty stakes again and after he regained the crown Cecht's son Miach went even one better than his dad and fashioned Nuada a whole new arm made of flesh and blood.

At another battle however Nuada had the misfortune of losing his head. Even the Cechts couldn't help him after that.
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It seems that had he lived a hundred years later, then Ethelred of England could have taken a leaf out of Colomon of Hungary's book. By contrast, the 14th century rulers of eastern India were seemingly Reddy by name and also ready by nature, being great sponsors of literature and often poets themselves.

Staying with India (and whereas Berenguer-Ramon of Barcelona was rumoured a fratricide) the Mughal emperors were often openly guilty of same. For example Akhbar the Great boasted to his own mother that he had killed one of her other sons. Akhbar's name and moniker are tautological meaning 'great the great'. Such sycophancy is quite common in the history of Indian rulers with there being so many named 'the Brave' and 'the Tiger' etc. Akhbar's father Humayun is slightly different, however, with his name meaning 'the Lucky One'. This name he earned having overcome serious illness as a child. It also proved to be a somewhat ironic name because he was decidedly unlucky as a ruler. He managed to lose his throne to Suri (you've guessed it) 'the Tiger' from a rival dynasty, only to be restored later as an essentially ineffective puppet.
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I always liked the nicknames of Olaf Sigtryggsson (10th century King of Northumbria) ... Olaf Hairy-Trousers and Olaf Sandals. These made him sound a lot more friendly than his predecessor, Eric Bloodaxe, although in reality Olaf was an equally renowned warrior and ruthless pillager of chuches (although he ended his days in retirement at Iona Abbey).
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There's also Queen Seaxburh of Ely (wife of King Eorcenberht of Kent) who, because of her wisdom, charity and piety, was canonised and so became known as 'the Saint', despite her official name, in both the Catholic and Anglican Churches, sounding like something you might find on a small tackily-printed card, tucked in a public telephone box: Sexburga.


Sorry ...  slipped back into silly schoolboy mode again, it must be the weather. I'll go get my coat ... and sandals and hairy trousers.
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Is our Bertha Broadfoot allowed? In Dutch we call her, as in French: "Bertha met de grote voeten" (Bertha with the big feet)
Mother of "our" Wink Pepin the Short and mother of Charlemagne...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrada_of_Laon

And Juana la Loca, mother of "our" Charles V, but who moved at the end to Spain, while he was also King Carlos I of Spain.
In Dutch we call her "Johanna de Waanzinnige" (Joan the Mad one)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanna_of_Castile

I read a work where she was among others mentioned: "La Folie au Pouvoir" (the madness in power).
Will seek if I find it back, because there were quite some anecdotes about her...

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Is our Bertha Broadfoot allowed? In Dutch we call her, as in French: "Bertha met de grote voeten" (Bertha with the big feet)
Mother of "our" Wink Pepin the Short and mother of Charlemagne...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrada_of_Laon

And Juana la Loca, mother of "our" Charles V, but who moved at the end to Spain, while he was also King Carlos I of Spain.
In Dutch we call her "Johanna de Waanzinnige" (Joan the Mad one)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanna_of_Castile

I read a work where she was among others mentioned: "La Folie au Pouvoir" (the madness in power).
Will seek if I find it back, because there were quite some anecdotes about her...

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I am nearly sure that it is this book:
https://www.amazon.fr/folie-pouvoir-Ribadeau-Dumas-Fran%C3%A7ois/dp/B0000DPI5D
http://www.abebooks.fr/rechercher-livre/titre/la-folie-au-pouvoir/auteur/ribadeau-dumas-fran%E7ois/

As I said "Jeanne la Folle" is one of the subjects in that book. After all those years I remember how foollishly she was in love to Philip the Handsome, who was after all a womaniser, who had a lot of bastard children, as later his son Charles V...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_I_of_Castile

I remember from the book or was it somewhere else, that when Juanna arrived in Sluis, they couldn't wait till Malines to "consumate" their marriage and did "it" in a lodge on the road, while there was a discrete cover by their "entourage"...
When Philip suddenly died, she couldn't separate from her beloved one and erred along the European roads with the corps in a state carriage...
I remember also an interesting description of Ludwig II from Bavaria...

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King Peter IV of Aragon was referred to as Peter the Ceremonious.  
King Peter V of Portugal was referred to as Peter the Hopeful.
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