It will have a rival soon ... (the only book where the blank pages hold more wisdom than the ones filled with type)
Pearls of wisdom from Chairman Trump (or "Chump"):
On gay marriage:
"It's like in golf... A lot of people - I don't want this to sound trivial - but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive... it's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist."
On health care and volunteer medics:
"The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA-infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great - but must suffer the consequences!"
On global warming:
"It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!"
and
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
On the greatness of America:
"Our country is in serious trouble. We don't have victories any more. We used to have victories but [now] we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China, in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time."
On Hillary Clinton:
"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"
On his own credentials as presidential candidate:
"I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney - I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney."
On shaking hands:
"The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I've been proven right."
On his own sex appeal:
"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
On family and good fatherhood:
"She does have a very nice figure... If [Ivanka] weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
On the War Against Convenience Stores:
“I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down”
On immigration and a revision of the "bring us your huddled masses" invitation:
“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?”
On breastfeeding mothers:
“You’re disgusting.”
On History:
“In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.”
On "the anti-missile", or something ...
“We’re … increasing our budget by many billions of dollars, because of North Korea and other reasons, having to do with the anti-missile.”
On something else ...
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
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It takes all sorts, as they say.