I shall begin with an hysterical one - courtesy of the Daily Mail, of which a daily morning dose keeps me alive with laughter.

So here is today's serious quote - this one of Prince Andrew - 'He is the first member of the Royal family to absail down the Shard building.' Gosh, well, now there's a thing.

Lol, I suspect that some folk might have wished that his ropes might fray en route downwards?

I always wonder which Anglo-Saxon king was the first king 'of all England'? Athelstan? Edgar?